| — What happens on a seven day Caribbean cruise stays on a seven day Caribbean cruise. | |
| — A photo journey through Clifford the Big Red House. | |
| — Erstwhile unnamed definitions finally find a home. This is an ongoing project. You can help complete the list! | |
| — Interactive online Mad-Libs written in and about Lounge Lizards, 200 Decatur, New Orleans. | |
| — Upon a certain nor'eastern journey taken in August, 2003. | |
| — A frivolous chronicle of a trip to the hippy grocer’s. | |
[…being condensed, modernized, or otherwise rewritten pieces of literature. The mighty by-laws of parody will forever keep the Author away from plagiarism court.] | |
| — What started Classics Digest: this is the ultra-condensed epistollary rewrite of the 18th century dark drama masterpiece. | |
| — A modernized and shortened (though by no means abridged) meltdown of Wagner’s three hour opera. My rewrite is set in D minor, the saddest key. | |
| — Shakespeare’s bloodiest and gruesomest, finally made as accessible to the A.D.D. crowd as Friday the 13th. | |
| — 511 pieces of previously beige advice for beige people, minorly adjusted to apply to your lifestyle! | |
SEPULCHRITUDE PUBLISHING [“Suffering Is Hip” is an irreverent, self-mocking online magazine begun in 1997 for which the Author is an editor, designer and contributing writer.] | |
| — A pictorial depiction of a day in the life of “The Scream” as scribbled drunkenly on barnaps by the Marquis and Kallistí. | |
| — A true-crime one act play written about Unfortunate People and their Unfortunate Lives. Years later, the heroin of this play became a friend of the Author’s, and the Author sincerely hopes she never stumbles across this page. | |
| — The bartender’s Satanic Bible of curious concotions that, for the most part, should never be. | |
| — the erotic Japanese art of penile personification. This one mighty loosely fit into Classics Digest as it comes from an actual book. | |
| — An argument between the Author and Mordantia Bat about the origin of the portmanteau “Sepulchritude.” It’s a good thing we live in different time zones or there would be no end to the flying fur. | |
| — Still a good source of curious books. Article written by myself and Kallistí. | |
| — My god we got a lot of demo CDs in the mail in SiH’s heyday. Most of them were pure crap, of course, but my co-editors goaded and coerced me to write a music review column. I hate music reviews. I did one to placate my co-editors, and it was so unremarkable that I (mercifully) was not asked to write another. | |
[Short stories. Blah-de-blah-de-blah…] | |
| — Based loosely on the film “Picnic at Hanging Rock” and loosely on a true event. | |
| — Workin’ out that goth-damage! | |
| — A rock-n-roll short story about How You Can’t Go Home Again. | |
[…online Mad-Libs taken from classic literature and obscure curios.] | |
— Oh so many to choose from!
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