I hope you’re reading this at work.
And I hope you’re bored at work.
Because for the first time I am making available some excerpts from my twisted collection of bookmarks. These are the sites that make it all okay, or stir up trouble, or perplex me to the point where I want to claw my face off.
Enjoy, chickens.
- http://www.thestranger.com/current/savage.html — Savage Love. Dan Savage is simply the most brilliant, flawless, amusing and astute advice columnist in the world (except for maybe Miss Manners, whom I’d do in a New York Minute).
- http://www.lileks.com/institute — The Institute of Offical Cheer. Brilliant again. All the annexes of this man’s site are good for an hour+ of sudden guffaws that could gitcho ass cole busted! while at work. Home of the infamous exposé on “The Gobbler” motel and restaurant.
- http://velocity.net/~galen/ — Plushies! Learn about the exquisite sexual fetish of getting to know your stuffed animals.
- http://www.tyflas.org/pay-per-view/ — Kidfeet for the Connoisseur. “Experience the magic of children’s feet.” This one makes me feel … wrong-wrong-wrong.
- http://home.swbell.net/birons/blessed.htm — Blessed Arrows. A support group for people interested in reversed sterilization procedures, for people who perhaps ought to stay sterile.
- White Trash! A bevy, business, pod, or murder of mock-trash sites which afford one a guilty chuckle indeedy-doody.
- http://www.geocities.com/trailerparkpage/ — “My Homepayge” by Gregg
- http://www.geocities.com/trailerparkpage/lurlene.html — Gregg’s girlfriend, Lurlene.
- http://209.1.224.13/iamisolation/ — “My Life In Nawf Carolina” in the “Utopia Trayler Park” by Elvis Buford Persely.
- http://www.geocities.com/iamisolation/barr.htm — his neighbours, “The Barrs.”
- http://www.aby.com/babydavee/ — Davee’s Playpen. Interested in beginning an afternoon odyssey of understand men who wear diapers? Of course you are, ya pree-vert.
- http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ — Mullets Galore. No self-respecting sick-o web surfer is complete without intimately acquainting himself with this staple, pivotal, seminal site.
- http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ — Fat Chicks In Party Hats …or this one.
- http://sissyfight.com/ — Sissyfight! Interactive game you can play with other surfers around the globe. Choose your schoolgirl, go to the playground, scratch, tease, cower and tattle until you’ve humiliated your other catty classmates to tears and O-U-T spells OUT!
- http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG — The Surrealist Compliment Generator. Just as the name sez.
- http://www.shocking.com/~despair/morbid.htm — Morbid Fact Du Jour! …likewise.
- http://furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html — Furniture Porn. “Welcome to the site on the web for hardcore furniture action…” The outdoor chaise lounge series rocks my little world.
- http://amihotornot.com/ — Am I Hot Or Not? Solipsism at its finest. Spend mindless hours rating people’s mugs from 1–10, and see how their average votes compare with your own opinion. Surprisingly addictive.
- http://www.hereandthere.com/chateaupernod/comics/cirkus0.html — Fambly Cirkus. The archives of my mean mockery of this tepid, extraordinarily un-funny comic strip.
Visit the Marquis’ Crush o’ the Week. (Keeping with the twisted links today.) Demonia, Demonia, Demonia! Hear my mating call, you hunka-hunka burnin’ whateveryouare! (Previous ode to Demonia.)
“DJ, SAVE my life!” TODAY: The inimitable Roger Miller: “Got 2 Again” (2 MB) Hey, does anyone actually download these? Is it even worth my time to continue this li’l feature? Feedback, please. Ta very much, ducks.
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