DJ! SAVE My Life!


The things, sights and sounds with which one chooses to surround oneself is perhaps the most revealing portrait of their psychological make-up, after what’s on the fridge door of course.

This portrait is frightening.

Voilà the list of mp3’s I have made available on my Intimate Diary. Only the most recent will still be available, as I am stealing server space as it is. If you would like one of the archived songs, email me and we’ll see if we can’t work something out.

  1. 24 Dec, 2000: The original Swedish “Muh-Nuh-Muh-Nuh” song.
  2. 27 Dec, 2000: Rosemary Clooney & Marlene Dietrich bickering as mother and daughter in “Dat’s Nice, Donna Fight, have a Piece of Fruit.”
  3. 29 Dec, 2000: Good ole “Mouthful o’ Cotton” Wayne Newton doing “Danke Shöen.”
  4. 30 Dec, 2000: The Partridge Family, “I Think I Love You.”
  5. 31 Dec, 2000: The Stooges, “Now I Wanna Be Your Dog.”
  6. 1 Jan, 2001: Eartha Kitt, “I Wanna Be Evil.”
  7. 4 Jan, 2001: Less Than Jake’s punk cover version of “I Think I Love You.”
  8. 5 Jan, 2001: The Cure’s kewlie B-side, “Harold & Joe.”
  9. 6 Jan, 2001: Bruce McCulloch from Kids In The Hall, “When You’re Fat.”
  10. 8 Jan, 2001: Squeaky, giggly miss Rose Murphy, “Pennies From Heaven.”
  11. 10 Jan, 2001: Debussy’s “Jardins Sous La Pluie” solo piano piece, played by yours truly.
  12. 12 Jan, 2001: Otis Redding, “Tramp!”
  13. 20 Jan, 2001: Brahms’ Cappricio in D, Opus 76, No. 2.
  14. 22 Jan, 2001: Eartha Kitt, “Champagne Tastes.”
  15. 24 Jan, 2001: Big Maybelle Smith gettin’ all catty n’ shit, “Gabbin’ Blues.”
  16. 25 Jan, 2001: Roger Miller, “Got 2 Again.”
  17. 27 Jan, 2001: The Hi-Lo’s, “Jeepers Creepers.”
  18. 6 Feb, 2001: The Shaggs, “My Pal Foot Foot.”
  19. 10 Feb, 2001: Mrs. Elva Miller, “Girl From Ipanema.”
  20. 22 Feb, 2001: Peggy Lee, with fucked-up lead-in, “Caramba! It’s the Samba!”
  21. 25 Feb, 2001: Southern Culture On The Skids, “Camel Walk.”
  22. 27 Feb, 2001: Patti Labelle, “Lady Marmalade.”
  23. 1 Mar, 2001: Ohio Express, “Yummy Yummy Yummy (I’ve Got Love In My Tummy).”
  24. 10 Mar, 2001: The Andrews Sisters, “Hold Tight (I Want Some Seafood Momma).”
  25. 18 Mar, 2001: Theme from “Deep Throat.”
  26. 24 Mar, 2001: Meat Beat Manifesto, “I Am Electro!”
  27. 1, Apr, 2001: David Rose, “The Stripper”
  28. 3, Apr, 2001: King Missile, “Happy Note”